Never.

Two incidences last night about five minutes apart.

I have always been told that I look younger than my age. It is not something I am particularly bothered about, nor would I mind if I actually looked my age.

However.....a friend last night couldn't remember whether I was older or younger than him.

He is 8 years older. 8 years. I mean...I ask you.

Discussion followed.

On revealing my actual age a short while later, another friend exclaimed 'Never!'.

'Never what? Never that old or never that young?', I replied.

'Just.......never!' he said.

Which can only mean one thing...

Cheeky fuckers.