Bitch

I dreamt I met the new girlfriend of the ex factor. It's amazing how one date has transformed into a girlfriend in my subconscious mind. It is a definite reflection of how I feel about the date.

It is worth noting she was attractive although not outstandingly so and young.
She also said that her hair was prettier than mine when comparing us in the dream - the bitch.

Woke up feeling grumpy about it this morning. Rubbish.

Christ He was fit

I am fully aware that dreams are of little interest to others....but I need to document this for myself.

I fell back to sleep this morning into one of those heavy vivid dream filled sleeps. Yesterday, I was vaguely arranging a ski holiday - looking into chalets.
This morning, I dreamt we were there, perched on a mountain, having a ball.

Then Jesus walked in.

I am not religious in the slightest but He had the long curly brown locks and it was just Him. He took his clothes off and went swimming in the chalet pool.

He was fit as fuck. I woke up with a smile on my face. Is that wrong?