Forever

So the name of the man I'm stalking (and I am joking about the stalking part...sort of) is Ralph.

Such a satisfying name for a start, and although this isn't why I'm stalking him, it is part of the appeal. Only a very small part obviously, otherwise that would be weird.

I've never met a Ralph before, although there are quite a few famous ones I could name, but won't.

However the one thing the name reminds me of most is the book 'Forever' by Judy Blume. I think most girls of my age (and probably some lads too!), will remember this coming-of-age-teenage-porn book. It must only have had two dog-eared pages of filth in the entire thing, of which most of us remembered the page number off by heart. Or was that just me?

Back to the point. Katherine, the main character in the book named her first boyfriend's penis Ralph. The references we giggled over and passed the book round over, mostly involved Ralph growing bigger and feeling Ralph inside her.

And all this forgotten until now.

I might even have to re-read the book.